Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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