Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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