he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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