Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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