that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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