Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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