facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I pour the whiskey from now on
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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