On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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