If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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