I think I am morally bankrupt
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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