So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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