Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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