S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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