Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
