so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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