I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I AM VODKA MAN
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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