drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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