Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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