Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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