Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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