Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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