finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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