We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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