Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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