ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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