Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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