Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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