im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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