The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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