How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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