her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Is Oprah even human
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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