awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
it's like heaven, but drunker
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
pray to the hookup gods
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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