Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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