Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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