Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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