youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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