you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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