THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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