Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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