Please, let me fuck your mom
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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