Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
