I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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