Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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