if i can run in heels then i can drive
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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