Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well you can't waste a boner
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You can make out without kissing
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