how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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