Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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