that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Randomize
