I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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