your room smells of hookers.
And success
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think a kid would responsible me up
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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